I know I haven't updated nearly enough for everyone that reads my blog (All 2 of you!!) Anyway, I've decided to keep track of the funnier things Maddy says. I only wish I'd started this even earlier in her young life as I have forgotten MANY funny things she has said that I thought I'd remember for ever, so here it goes in no praticular order...
Recently
While shopping in Winners Maddy decided to walk a round the clothes rack and then asks..
"Mom is that a pirate?" I walk around the corner to see what she's talking about while asking "Is what a pirate?" only to discover her standing a foot or so away from an Middle eastern dressed women. I was so embarressed!!
When she was in the bathroom & I walked in to check on her she said "mom, it really stinks in here, stay out!!" I tried to tell her it was okay & I was going to try to help her, she commented "no you're gonna die in here."
There was a Magpie in the backyard the other day and I said I should shoot it, Maddy asks "Well, whose bird is it?" I told her it was Heavenly Father's and she said "he'll be really mad if you kill his bird mom." Like I was being serious, although I do hate when they get in the garbage.
While talking about a neighborhood cat I told her she could consider hers & how it was the best pet cause it was always so busy doing its job.. "Mom cats can't have jobs, they sleep in cages" I'm just glad she's willing to believe it's her cat so we don't have to get a pet as Alan & I aren't big cat people.
